get off the phone bitch, here's the news:
anna nicole smith died. the world reacts to the news with a collective "that's weird..."
so these are some facts i dug up (wow, no pun intended) about her that will make you sound a little more cultured when discussing dead d-list celebrities at your next wine tasting:
-1985: she was voted most winning smile at Jim's Krispy Fried Chicken.
-1987: she worked at Wal-Mart and then Red Lobster.
-1993: she was the cover girl of New York's White Trash Nation issue.
-1994: she remarried (for like the 12th time) to an octogenarian. i don't know what that is.
-2006: starred as Lucy in Illegal Aliens, which she also produced, a sci-fi/comedy about beautiful space aliens saving the earth from evil. i haven't found out if this is a porn or not yet.
-All the time: She made a lot of money, or lost a lot of money, or both- i forget, the wikipedia article is way too long for a woman who didn't even work at arby's, much less friendly's or dunkin' donuts.
so that's anna nicole smith. she's dead now.